Who is Tornado Ari?

I am a movie junkie, so I watch a lot of trailers.  However, I’ve noticed a phenomena when it comes to trailers.  A good one can make an awful movie look awesome, and a putrid trailer can make a great movie bomb.  I’m making it my mission to blast through these film trailer parks and see which ones can withstand my wrath.  Muahhahah.  No, seriously…I have a B.A. in Journalism…I’m allowed to write reviews…honestly…