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Video Source Upgrade, Yo!

Hi there, folks.

Tornado Ari, here, with a tidbit of news. With the help of Hurricane Dan, my trusted and loyal webmaster, I have Figured out how to embed Hulu trailers into my posts, as opposed to YouTube. Yay!

Why for, you ask? Well, if you skim my page, you’ll notice how absolutely freakin’ awesome the Hulu videos look! I mean, wowzas! Can you say slick? As well as the fact that Hulu is a condoned, sponsored site that helps get rid of the grey area the YouTube trailers wallow in. The major film companies are all for Hulu (depite the fact that they are confessed aliens…), and these videos will be up much longer, and will not be in violation of terms of use.

So, anyway, please enjoy the vid upgrade…I know I will. I’m in the process now of re-posting the older posts’ videos, so if you’ve missed any posts, feel free to check them out now, whether you’ve seen the films now, or not.

Also, don’t be afraid to comment. I love comments!

Ciao,
Tornado Ari

The Princess and the Frog (Dec 11)

[imdb princess and the frog]  Okay…I’ve been excited about this film since it was first announced…what, two years ago?  For one, The Frog Prince story is one of my favorite fairy tales.  For two, I lived in New Orleans for a few years during my impressionable years, and I still have very fond memories of the French Quarter, the mardi gras float museum, and king cakes with little plastic babies sawed in half.  Okay, they aren’t perfect memories…but they’re mine, okay?

Anyhoo…this is also Disney return to hand drawn animation!  Not that there’s anything wrong with CG, but there is nothing prettier than hand drawn cells, in my opinion.  Lastly, it’s about damn time there was an Black Princess.  Damn straight.  The closest we have had up until now was Nala from Africa who was a freakin’ lion.  Princess Tiana has had an arduous journey to get to this point…she’s had like three different names, two different occupations, lots of concept art…but here she is now, in all her sassy splendor.  I would mention the stereotype about the sassy black woman…but most Disney princesses are sassy in SOME way.  Belle is my favorite, and she tamed a beast, so I think we can forgive Tiana that personality trait.

Disney is a little shaky when it comes to being politically correct.  Most cartoons are.  Children’s (adults’ as well) brains work on a level where it is much easier to marginalize certain traits.  We see Speedy Gonzales and Slow-poke Rodriguez…and they are very stereotypical characters…animators took certain traits that are recognized in large groups of Mexican people (as seen through our white washed perspectives) and marginalized them, and packaged them into easily recognizeable characters.  For those of us that are not familiar with different cultures…we can see Speedy and say “Mexican.”  Then when we watch, say, The Three Cabelleros, we look at a character and say “Mexican.”  That is where cliche and stereotypes come from.  As long as it’s not insulting, it’s usually for comedic sake and it works well with children’s brains…it’s not necessarily right, but it isn’t going to stop.

That being said, I am slightly concerned about the stereotypes guaranteed to crop up in the Princess and the Frog.  Already, just in the teaser, there is a cajun firefly with bad grammar and teeth missing.  Most likely, if the frog does turn into a prince, he will probably also be African-American…because god forbid there be racial mixing in a children’s movie.  I just wonder where the line is between appeasing the masses and pushing the envelope.  This will probably be a fun sweet movie with beautiful art and amazing voice acting…but how will it differ from other Disney features?  Where is the evolution?  Where is the innovation Disney prides itself on?

Don’t get me wrong, I really want to see this film.  I think it’s kind of lame that Disney bent to criticism about starting Tiana off as a chamber maid.  All of the Disney princesses were chamber maids of some sort.  Cinderella, obviously, Snow White cleaned up after dwarves, Aurora cleaned her little hovel and gathered berries, Belle cleaned up after her dotty father and then the beast.  I also think it’s lame, though, that these heroines can only better their situations by getting married.  How archaic is that?  Tiana not being a maid because she’s black is stupid because you are then saying there is something wrong with being a maid.  I was a maid; I didn’t like it, but I don’t think less of other maids.  However, the fact that the story is about a Princess makes her being a maid a little out of place.  Ignore, of course, the fact that it takes place in Louisiana, where there are no princesses.   All I’m saying is that there are other things wrong with this film, not just the maid issue.

That also being said, Tiana is adorable and I wouldn’t kiss a frog either…even if he promised to turn into a hunk straight out of an Ambercrombie ad.

Rating: ★★★★★☆ 

http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/princessandthefrog/

So, Green Hornet, huh?

I don’t have an article or anything that I read about this, I just thought it was worth mentioning.  Seth Rogen is pretty much set to play the Green Hornet in 2010; I know because it says so on IMDB.  The detail I find interesting is that a few months ago, when I checked this, it said Stephen Chow was set to play Kato.  I looked back three weeks ago and Chow’s name had been removed, and I was terribly upset.  However, I happened to look again just now and Chow’s name is back.  What’s going on in IMDB land?  Is somebody waffling or is there an intern out there who keeps deleting names?  I just can’t take this roller coaster of emotion!

http://splashpage.mtv.com/2009/02/26/seth-rogen-expands-on-michel-gondrys-secret-green-hornet-audition-tape-fight-scene/

“Twilight” Director not to do “New Moon”

Originally I heard from a very excited friend, who also happens to be a diehard Twilight addict, that director Catherine Hardwicke had been cut from directing the next films in the series.  I was personally not a fan of Hardwicke’s directing style.  I think she took a potentially over-the-top, melo-dramatic script and made it even more ridiculous with her grandiose style.  Plus, the way she directed the actors was just down-right bad.  They had no emotions, and the beauty of Stephanie Meyer’s novels and her characters is that although these people are in extraordinary circumstances, they are still people, with feelings, and humor, and lively-ness.  I don’t know, Hardwicke’s style seemed to suck all the life from the book.

I do think at times the book gets a little full of itself; I mean, come on, what’s so spectacular about Bella that every guy in town wants to carry her school books and carve their initials on the lush flora surrounding Forks, WA?  However, if I were going to direct the movie of “Twilight,” I would have made everything more mundane, to contrast the weird goings-on.  All I get from the film is drama, drama, drama, running up trees.  Boring!

So apparently Hardwicke, the innovative indie director who likes to throw tantrums, was a little too emotiional and artistic for the Summit company to handle.  She wanted to take her sweet time in nurturing the next film, while Summit had a Thanksgiving release in mind.  What’s really interesting is the discrepancy in the story.  I found numerous articles stating the decision to can Hardwicke was all Summit’s idea.  They needed a product, she was in their way, so they dealt with her.  However, I also happened to find a little piece from MTV giving Hardwicke her side of the story, saying that despite the ENORMOUS sum of money she was offered to take on “New Moon,” her artistic sensibilities just would not allow it.

Poor Catherine.  Well, I’d feel bad for her losing all that money, if I didn’t think that her strong belief set could keep her fed and warm through the harsh winter ahead.  To Summit I say, you better find somebody that can actually make Kristin Stewart smile, or this is one Stephanie Meyer fan that will not be giving you a second chance.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/the_big_picture/2008/12/why-twilight-di.html

http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1604966/story.jhtml

Austen’s World to be Massacred by Alien Monster

There is going to be yet another remake of Jane Austen’s classic staple of western literature, Pride and Prejudice.  That Elton John’s production company is making it is a weird prospect.  What takes the cake, though, is that the story is getting just a little twist, by having the nasty, blood-thirsty alien from the Predator series is going to be landing in Regency England and forcing the residents of Longbourn to run for their lives.

It’s bad enough that Wickham breaks Lizzies heart and runs away with her little sister and destroys her reputation…but it seems as though we’ve found an even bigger jerk than Wickham. 

Not long ago I had mentioned to my roommate that I wanted to make a Friday the 13th-esque film during American colonial times.  This comes pretty close to my idea, which is why I need to see it!  I want to see Darcy running with Elizabeth, hiding in Pemberley.  I hope Kitty and Lydia get thrown to the Predator first, and Mrs. Bennett.

They must have been high when they came up with this idea, and I applaud them for it.  And, hey, anything would be better than that piece of crap with Kiera Knightley.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/18/arts/18arts-AUSTENMEETSA_BRF.html?ref=arts

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/feb/17/pride-and-predator-to-give-jane-austen-extreme-makeover